google/god/search

i came across this yesterday as i started to enter a search.

this is probably how the conversation went:

googlist: o google, omnicient, omnipresent. does god exist?

google: umm… maybe.

googlist: does he love me?

google: no.

googlist: i don’t trust you. i’ll try the ‘does he love me’ quiz.

(the result is no)

disappointed googlist: okay, does he at least like me?

google: no.

googlist: na na na na na. i’m not listening. you lie. you know zilch. let’s see if you can correctly answer if india needs a dictator.

google: yes.(that was a no-brainer).

googlist: darn. you got that right. but i think you are still lying about god not loving me. let me check again with ‘does he love me’ test.

(test result negative)

phhhbbt.. i don’t like this. i don’t think there’s a god. does he really exist?

google: okay, was pulling your leg earlier. actually there’s no such thing as god. or santa claus.

googlist: uh. how disappointing. does amazon ship to india? maybe i could buy myself a god.

google: bzzzzt!!  time’s up.

googlist: wait!!! what about ghosts? do they exist?? or vampires??? i need something to believe in! i am clutching at straws here. give me something!!

google: sigh!! idiot. didn’t you yourself call me omniscient and omnipresent? and who else is supposed to be omniscient and omnipresent?

googlist: umm… god?

google: that’s it! and now you have wasted your ten questions. (shakes head sadly and closes the firefox window)

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